I hate babies, especially when they cry. Why?

Luckily I don't have any, and I wouldn't ever hurt one. But I can't stand them. Their ugly faces when they are newborn..they stink up everything..and worst of all, they cry. I can't stand a babies cry, at all. Although like I said I would never ever hurt one, but when they cry, I just want to throw them and punt them like a football..lmao I know it's mean but I personally can't stand them. Will it be different if I have my own child? Does anyone else feel the same way?